the rest of the world is asleep, except me.

i can't believe that my friends have no idea what tour de france is! this defeats the whole entire purpose of me trying to show off that i managed to see the ending of it, and the fact that the winning team was staying in the same hotel as i was. DAMN. and here i was thinking how FORTUNATE and LUCKY i was.

ok, the loser me is going back to watch SCRUBS.

i just wanted to share my joy and excitement by announcing that i am now an ex-metal mouth!

my teeth are dancing with glee and i haven't been able to stop licking them.

goodbye braces; you have fulfilled your purpose in (my) life and i am eternally grateful.