hey, xiao, can you help me ask andreas for grace's number? when you talk to him? can post here when you got it? thanks a million!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. today i will present to you a revolutionary new way to save money on phone bills.

As xiaoling and mingjun will tell you, its clear! yes its cheap too.
www.internetcalls.com.au

Pay $10euros and you can make 120days of free calls to most modern country housephones for free. yes. tahts about $2.50 a month. on top of that, your $10euros can be used as credit to call handphones at around 1 cent per minute for modern countries.

You use your computer mic to call your friends housephone/handphone

And...on top of that.. dum dum dum...............................

You can use your handphone/housephone to call your friends handphone/housephone, and pay only 1c a minute, if you have free incoming calls. The program will call your phone, and call your target's phone, when both of you pick up, u'll be connected to each other via internet. so if both have free incoming, it will only be 1c a minute.

Sounds too good to be true? wrong. it is true.

Ok. only in the life of kelvin tan would these things happen.

Today i thought i lost my wallet. wah panic panic all my money and credit cards and atm cards and ic and michelles picture! the most imp! losT!


wahhh panic panic, call up credit card hotlines 1 by 1 to cancel.

ok, after i called all of them, i walked outside to the living room and I FOUND IT

i just wasted $15 on international calls. what a day.

I removed the stand from my LCD screen to reduce the weight of my luggage. so i needed something to make it stand. I used foam! hahaha world's first lcd monitor without a stand.

there are 3 types of people on earth

1) The person who arrives at work at 9am, puts his legs up to dream, and leaves at 5pm
2) The person who arrives at 5am, and leaves at 9pm, never stopping to dream.
3) The person who dreams for an hour, then does something about it.

I am (1)! what are you. haha

Hello friends. sorry for not saying a proper goodbye,had alot of things to attend to, ya excuses. sorry!

Melbourne is the same, buildings that were under construction when i left are now built. No difference from when you guys last came and now. Desert House is now $7.80!! they increased it by $1. sucks, i need to find a new budget place to eat.

I am now officially a loner! I have no friends! sucks! nevermind la, got books to hit also. Melbourne holds a special place in my heart, but my other half is not here with me, thus it is incomplete.
Life will be much less colourful

hey cyber geeks how are you doing ah?.. it's been a rather quiet month for our very own whiteboard.. the only person seems to be blogging consistently is none other than Big Kel.. actually i don't really have much to bitch about but after what i witnessed last weekend.. i feel that it is my duty to inform all you geeks my amazing discovery.

i was out with a couple of gals last saturday n yes i'm the only guy in the group of let say..erm.. 5 HOT GIRLS (take that "PLAYERS wannabe") at clark quay. we had dinner at this restaurant call tapas tree which serves spanish cuisine and nice cold tiger beer.. after which i was supposed to meet gay boy for the man utd game against watford but luckily i decided to follow my 'head' and chose to go clubbing with the gals instead. as usual the hiphop arena at mos was packed with little room for us to get the groove going thus Gal 'Sz' decided to we should go upstairs to the retro room to check it out and so we did.

i was desperately gulping down throat full of alcohol so that i won't look like a dead fish in the vegetable market. As the alcohol slowly spread through my veins the more retro seems like music to me and after we finished our drinks we head to the dance floor. We were dancing on the fringe of the dance floor when suddenly Gal 'J' made a passed on me. At first i thought she was hitting on me but after blinking my eyes to clear the smoke screen i realised that she was hinting me to look back and so i did.

when i turned my head around, i saw the most audacious act that I've ever seen in my many years in the clubbing scene. This blond gal standing just like 1m away from me was topless and bra less. She looks like she got a big B to a small C cup size n it was some really nice head lights she got there.. being the "gentlemen" i quickly turned back to my ladies so that they won't think that i'm a peeping tom.. wicked right.. but after awhile i cannot help but to turn around again but this time she was dressed up in a gold low cut top which somehow, i really duno how.. managed to expose her nipples..hahahha... and i just have to commit the mistake that every sober men shouldn't do in the club, i looked up to see her face... MY GOD!!!!!!!!.. she's actually a he, coated in layers of power and lip stick.. it was disgusting and the sick part is that a few ang mor actually hit on her after her publicity stunt.. Pui!!!

i will still go mos, i will still go to the retro dance section and i will still drink to my lower limit but i'll never pick any gals up or even dare to think about picking one up in the future. But come to think about it, i've never tried picking one up . i know i am SMART!

ps : Sorry Daryl i should have join you for the soccer match (erm...too gay?)

Kel's 23rd birthday at the cafe del mar

hip and funky.. not suitable for the down to earth people

yeah i'm going to be broke..wonder what cq was looking at?


this taste better than a beer bottle


shit.. the camera man sucks..didn't catch the bikini babes

bye byee......... you guys will have to wait for along while for my next birthday treat....MUHAHAHAH!

Hey guys, i've been packing and getting ready to go back. its all so sudden. gonna miss everyone.

Anyways. check this out. i think its friggin hilarious.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=013&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=230115216160&rd=1&rd=1

Thats my item on ebay. Its on the top 10 wierdest auctions on ebay.
http://sidesplittingauctions.com/

I even have my own fan base. its hilarous!

had a good time in sdyney.
as usual tian li and ines were excellent hosts!
thanks for showing me around, given such little time i had.
i wish the rest of you were there though...
brought back many nice memories...
i let the pictures speak.
















outside a japanese restaurant. nice food















tianli's favourite pub















super good beer- tooheys extra dry!



















Lucky beer!














girl bonding














three of us plus two extras.

Hi friends,

If u're feeling depressed, play soccer! because getting dirt from soil on your body makes your body produce anti-depressants, and exercising makes u feel good!