**Disclaimer** The following post will be excessively biased towards various cultures and races
What have i learnt from my years overseas? Well, let me try and sum them up!
1) The better an indian smells, the richer he is. In all seriousness, the richer indians actually use cologne, and the rest just stick to their stinky shit
2) The bigger the eyes of an indian, the more he likes to talk rubbish.
3) As a result of bobbling their heads for centuries, indians like owls, can turn their heads 360 degrees, NOT
4) The darker an indian's skin is, the quieter they are
5) I spend the most in the first 2 weeks and the last 2 weeks of semester
6) People on ebay buy just about anything
7) Dog and Cats secretly love each other
8) Prescribed textbooks are useless 99% of the time, the other 1% of the time that i dont buy the book, they turn out to be really good books
9) Trinity students dress and talk like they are trinity students, they all look the same
10) Nothing beats living in a hostel with 45 other people. Nothing
11) The world needs an alarm clock that changes tunes everyday, the same tune everyday just doesnt wake you up as well
12) I still dont know when daylight savings is
13) Dell desktop computers really aren't that bad
14) Southbank is inhabited by indonesians, suburbs are inhabited by china toots, city is inhabited by malaysians and singaporeans, and indians live in trees
15) Singapore? Where's that? Is it a fishing village? Do you live on stilt homes?
16) Singapore? Isnt it really stressful? No Chewing gum? That sucks!
17) Singapore? Which suburb do u stay in?
18) Where is Singapore?
19) Malaysians say curzon, Singaporeans say cousin
20) Duck down quilts were a gift from above, without which i wouldnt have survived
21) Men cologne last forever. mine is still at 80% after 10 years
22) Indian people really just want you to look them in the face and say that they rock, are the smartest, know everything, and that you admire them
23) German efficiency is a fact
24) Germans laugh funny
25) The French speak beautiful english
26) Caucasians ask questions like "How do you feel about the ongoing war on humanity", Asians ask questions like "Where did you get that?"
What have i learnt from my years overseas? Well, let me try and sum them up!
1) The better an indian smells, the richer he is. In all seriousness, the richer indians actually use cologne, and the rest just stick to their stinky shit
2) The bigger the eyes of an indian, the more he likes to talk rubbish.
3) As a result of bobbling their heads for centuries, indians like owls, can turn their heads 360 degrees, NOT
4) The darker an indian's skin is, the quieter they are
5) I spend the most in the first 2 weeks and the last 2 weeks of semester
6) People on ebay buy just about anything
7) Dog and Cats secretly love each other
8) Prescribed textbooks are useless 99% of the time, the other 1% of the time that i dont buy the book, they turn out to be really good books
9) Trinity students dress and talk like they are trinity students, they all look the same
10) Nothing beats living in a hostel with 45 other people. Nothing
11) The world needs an alarm clock that changes tunes everyday, the same tune everyday just doesnt wake you up as well
12) I still dont know when daylight savings is
13) Dell desktop computers really aren't that bad
14) Southbank is inhabited by indonesians, suburbs are inhabited by china toots, city is inhabited by malaysians and singaporeans, and indians live in trees
15) Singapore? Where's that? Is it a fishing village? Do you live on stilt homes?
16) Singapore? Isnt it really stressful? No Chewing gum? That sucks!
17) Singapore? Which suburb do u stay in?
18) Where is Singapore?
19) Malaysians say curzon, Singaporeans say cousin
20) Duck down quilts were a gift from above, without which i wouldnt have survived
21) Men cologne last forever. mine is still at 80% after 10 years
22) Indian people really just want you to look them in the face and say that they rock, are the smartest, know everything, and that you admire them
23) German efficiency is a fact
24) Germans laugh funny
25) The French speak beautiful english
26) Caucasians ask questions like "How do you feel about the ongoing war on humanity", Asians ask questions like "Where did you get that?"